Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Seriously? Another one?

Drunk: My new years resolution is to make you my woman!

Me: Uh-oh, my husband probably won't like that too much!

Drunk: Its ok baby, I don't mind sharing!

Me (fighting the urge to roll my eyes): You wanted Marlboro Lights in a box, right?

*sigh*

1 comments:

Emily H. said...

I had a completely sober orderly hit on me once...it was hilarious!